Quite Possibly The Most Agressive Mugshot Hair In The History Of Mugshot Hair

Arrested for pot possession, probation violation.

VS.

You know how Pres calls his hair “surfer hair”. Well yeah, I don’t think he’s allowed to do that ever again. That phrase means nothing coming out of his mouth now. It’s an embarrassment to hair worldwide. Because there’s surfer hair and then there’s surfer hair, and this right here is surfer hair.