BREAKING: Tom Coughlin Withdraws His Name From Consideration For The Eagles HC Job

Live look inside the Eagles front office:

This is embarrassing. No other way to put it. EMBARRASSING. So Jeffrey Lurie knew enough to get rid of Chip with ZERO plan. Now he’s left with his right hand Dreidel spinner in Howie and his dick in his hand. Both are worth about the same to this franchise and city at this point. What proven coach would want to work with these guys? All this front office is looking for is someone who will not ruffle their feathers. Well, I’ll tell ya what, that ain’t happening if you’re going to get a winner. And I’m not saying Coughlin is the answer because he isn’t, but holy hell maybe the front office should let their egos simmer down a bit to maybe make the Eagles a premier spot to coach again.

Word on the street Chip is a finalist with Mike Shanahan (HA!) in SF. Would actually love to see Chip (with Tom Gamble whom if Howie didn’t snake him out of the Novacare with security none of this power hungry shit would’ve went down last off season) succeed out there just to shove it in this front office’s smug as golden shit faces.

#SayNoToPederson

PS – Perfect.

PPS – Shit on my face.