Dirk Nowitzki Impersonating Donald Trump Over Hulk Hogan's Theme Song Is A Win For America

Oh Dirk, you silly Aryan you. How can anyone not like this guy? Dirk’s still a kid in a 7-foot NBA HOF’ers body. Or maybe he’s essentially Mark Cuban’s foreign monkey the billionaire can ingeniously market any way the he wants. To each their own.

Seriously though, Dirk may have the worst athlete acting chops in history, but his singing abilities would make Helen Keller’s ears bleed. I would rather listen to Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters endure a queef-off than hear whatever that special needs ogre is spewing out of his orifice. Great ballplayer, though.

#NeverForgetWeCouldHaveHadHimOrPaulPierceButNOPEWeTookLarryFuckingHughes