How Can This Be Britain's Number 1 Sperm Donor, With Over 800 Kids To His Credit?
Mirror- A man thought to be Britain’s most prolific sperm donor has fathered an unbelievable 800 children after selling his semen for £50 a go. Simon Watson, 41, has been flogging his “magic potion” for 16 years and becomes a dad around once a week. He now sells his sperm on Facebook and has raked in at least £40,000 for his efforts.
The rogue donor advertises his so-called “ammo” on Facebook and other internet selling sites, and at just £50 a pot Simon has a constant stream of business – and babies. Dad-of-three Simon, from Luton, Bedfordshire, said: “My friends and family know everything about what I do, I’ve got no secrets. Simon, who has two sons aged 19 and 17 from his first marriage and a 10-year-old daughter from his second marriage, recently broke up with his girlfriend of three years due to pressures of the job. He said: “She was fed up with what I do. “She actually told me she despised it.
“I’m always running off here and there to donate, so it must have got on her nerves. “I became a sperm donor after my first marriage broke down – I knew I wanted more kids, so that’s why I started. “My second wife knew I did it, and I was never going to stop doing it – I think she accepted it, I don’t know if she really liked it though, it’s a bit of a weird one even though it’s all done in plastic cups. “I’ve been donating for a long time now – I used to go through sperm banks, but doing it myself is much more convenient for me.
“I’ve had way more than 800 children over the years – they’re just the ones I know of. Simon, who used to run his parents aromatherapy business before becoming a full-time sperm donor, takes good care of himself to ensure his produce is in tip-top condition, and gets tested regularly to prove he has a clean bill of health.
Jesus Christ, Britain. This Harry Dunn motherfucker is the one driving your population up? Goofy looking as hell and it’s not like he is a rocket scientist or something. The guy was basically selling candles like Jan from The Office before he started slinging seed. Britain pulling shit like this embarrasses me as an American the same way a kid is embarrassed by his parents. The fact that the greatest country on Earth started as the colony of a place that allows this guy to create an army like Jango Fett (nerd reference) in mind-blowing. Just popping off loads into Dixie cups and storing them in his fridge before peddling them like some old dude running a twisted lemonade stand.
Now sure, blowing loads for about $72 a pop (thank you Google) seems like a dream job as of now. But down the road, he is going to have a ton of people looking to meet their biological father. And NO group of people are more awkward than British people. Plus I don’t know if this guy thought out the harm of raising kids in a house where you are harvesting and storing your man juice. If you told me that Charles Manson’s dad did this shit, I would believe you. So again, Jesus Christ, Britain. Be better.