Man Would I Love For 37 Year Old CM Punk To Lose His First UFC Fight To 23 Year Old Mickey Gall
MMA - Mickey Gall’s callout of Phil “CM Punk” Brooks has landed him in the UFC – and put him in position to earn the fight he wants. Gall (1-0 MMA, 0-0 UFC) was featured on the first episode of UFC President Dana White’s UFC Fight Pass reality show, “Looking For A Fight,” and finished his professional debut with a first-round rear-naked=choke win. He immediately let White know what he wanted. “Hey Dana White, I don’t know if CM Punk has an opponent,” Gall said afterward in the cage, “but I would love to fight that man.” White said he was “interested” in Gall getting the spot against former WWE superstar Brooks (0-0 MMA, 0-0 UFC), who has yet to make his professional debut. First, though, he’ll need to beat welterweight Michael Jackson (0-0 MMA, 0-0 UFC) next month at UFC 196. “I might as well break it here, right?” White said while appearing on TSN’s “Off the Record.” “Mickey Gall – I’m bringing in Mickey Gall in, and he’s going to fight a guy named Michael Jackson. They’re going to fight on the prelims on Feb. 6 on (UFC) Fight Pass. If he wins that fight, Mickey Gall will fight CM Punk. CM Punk will be there to watch.” “He’s holding a lottery ticket with really good odds of winning the lottery right now,” White said. “Like you said, he’s got to get through this fight, and it’s going to be a life changer for this kid.”
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You know what the bigger fight here is for Mickey? This next one to face CM Punk. That’s the biggest fight of his life, bigger than the CM Punk fight. Just getting to face Punk will quadruple his bank account. If he loses to Punk, whatever, who cares, just means he was never really going to make it in the MMA world anyway. But if he loses to some schlub for the chance to face Punk, that’s brutal. Misses out on the chance to be the talk of the MMA world for months and months at 23 years old. Misses out on being the opponent of one of the most hyped debuts of all time. And misses out on the opportunity to kick CM Punk’s teeth in. I’m so far in the corner of #TeamWhoeverIsFacingCMPunk. Punk quit on the WWE and his fans, and has been nothing but a crying baby since. He’s so annoying about everything he does, he has the thinnest skin of anyone ever, and always is pulling excuses out of his asshole for why things don’t go his way. I hope this 23 year old bashes his brains in so we get more CM Punk whines and excuses, Punk gets another fight and loses it, and then disappears into the sunset.