Dude With "Henry The Hoover" Tattooed Above His Dick Is Afraid He'll Never Get Laid Again - Daily Mail

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Daily Record – A barman has major regrets over a teenage decision to get a Henry the Hoover tattooed on his crotch, because he fears he will never have sex again. Lewis Flint, 21, from Grimsby, was just 16 when he first got the inking – below the legal age limit – but now wants to pull the plug on the red hoover with eyes. He stars in Channel 4 ‘s Bodyshockers, where he admits that when he first got the design that he became a bit of a “local hero” and constantly got it out to show off. But now he realises the joke is on him as it’s ruining his sex life, and he wants to get laser to finally get rid of Henry and the plug on his behind.

That is simply an OUTRAGEOUS tattoo to get above your dick. Its an absurd tattoo to get anywhere, but certainly above your cock. Its one thing when chicks get something cutesy right above their honey pot. Its kinda sexy and a little bit kinky. But a dude doing that is worse than a dude getting a trampstamp. Its just not meant for dudes. And then to take it a step further and get Henry The fucking Hoover on there:

Is flat out preposterous. I mean how much could you love this fucking vacuum that you want that all over your dick forever? How could you possibly think turning your dick into a vacuum tube is funny enough to do this? The mindset that one must have when getting this tat is downright fascinating. You’re only born with one dick and its not meant to be trifled with. You get some stupid tattoo like this that turns chicks off and you should have your penis revoked permanently.