There's No Shot This Rec League Team Scored Again After Sinking This Hail Mary Bucket After Tip Off

Nope. Way to use up all your good fortune on one play, boyos. Judging by the foray of large crackers they have ready to sub in on the bench, that desperation Hail Mary for points and attention had a better chance at scoring than any normal offensive possession. Most of these creampuffs are probably only in it to add another comfortable intramural t-shirt to the collection (Not that there’s anything wrong with that – I’d rock rec-league t’s and mesh shorts to weddings and funerals if it were socially acceptable). You see that QB get backboard after that toss? Half shocked he didn’t get sucked into orbit while jumping that high.

Gotta respect big man at the center thinking he’s not only an eligible receiver but open and good enough to demand the ball. And rightfully so. This is rec league, not the Olympics. Should just give him the rock and let it rain.