Sometimes You Go On Craiglist To Buy Caps Tickets And You End Up Buying A Smell Of Taylor Swift's Pussy
Well good morning. It has to be asked- how does one decide to list this on Craigslist? Why list it as Caps tickets? I think it’s absolutely genius. Some bored guy smoking a bunch of weed, coming up with this to pass the time. Worked like a charm. We should ask Dave’s boss if we can hire this guy to move to NYC with us. But also for the sake of the blog let’s say he did finger bang Taylor Swift and you’re really into smelling other people’s fingers, what’s the best deal here? Obviously 10 bux for a 3 second sniff is great value, but how do you factor in the cost of a taste? It looks as though he’s kept it fresh, but it’s been a day now, so you can’t be positive, so it’s probably best you negotiate that down to 30, 35 bux at the most.
PS: Do you think T Swift lets people finger bang her on the first night? Everyone wants to say she’s a prude and she doesn’t, but I think it’s all an act. She craves attention and to be loved so much it wouldn’t shock me if anyone who has ever been invited to the Grammy’s finger banged her at one time or another. Get one cocktail in her, tell her you love her, and you’re knuckle deep in TSwift’s beefaroni.