If You Are Sending A Gift Basket Telling Your Girl To "Stay Wet", You Better Make Sure She Isn't Out Of The Office That Day
Who says romance is dead? If you are a bear of a man, you have to spoil your girl a little so she knows she is special. And a couple chocolate-covered strawberries with a subtle reminder for her to keep it wetter than aquariums should do just the trick. Sure she may get a little embarrassed if she is out of the office and people find out she can make it rain between the sheets. But these are the things us big men have to do for love. And if you are a big guy that works with her in the office, just put this in the back of your mind. You have a chance. A basket of fruit and your favorite Nicki Minaj lyric may be all it takes to find true love in the workspace.
Also, can you imagine being the person that has to put these baskets together or deliver them in Manhattan? Stay wet love letters from big bears is definitely PG compared to what some sick fucks in this city send.