Caught Slippin: Dude Is Wayyyy Too Nonchalant About Finding His Friend Dick Deep In His Wife

I don’t ever remember passing the bar or getting elected, but I guess we are all the judge of this divorce case. But I don’t care if he blatantly wanted out of his marriage and used this as the excuse (bitch ain’t getting no child support money now), you don’t walk in on your wife getting plowed by your buddy and end it with a “Have a nice day”. Nope. Have fun respect for yourself. You catch your pal mowing your lawn there’s gotta be some bootleg fireworks going down. It’s the principle of the matter. The only one making out like a bandit here is Jason. Not only does he have the pleasure of “digging” for something in his friend’s wife but he’s still considered a good man after all of that. Even though he probably didn’t have to dig too far before he struck Hepatitis.

Didn’t want, NEEDED an ending better than that. Something along the lines of a “I’ll get you bitch” while being held back from the cops would’ve sufficed. Screw chivalry when your wife is getting drilled to the bone.