There's Now a Vibrator That Lets Women Take Pictures And FaceTime While It's In Their Vaginas

Independent UK - The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the ‘Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator’ allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes. Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone’s genitals. A spokesperson for Lovehoney, which is selling the device, said: “It allows users to get to know their body in its entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footage this camera captures. “Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart.” It costs £119.99 and people are actually buying it. “Wow is all I can say,” one reviewer wrote. “The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything – be warned! The toy is so much fun.”

We’re now in the future. First it was sexts. Then it was Snapchat/Skyping. Now if you aren’t Facetiming with your chick as she fucks herself with a vibrator with a camera inside of it, are you even Facetiming at all? Two problems with this creation and how it’s the downfall of relationships as we know it:

1) Like everything else, we are going to keep needing more. It’s like how pics just don’t do it for you anymore. Gradually you have to keep moving up to the next thing, where do you go from here? What else can get you off once you’re bored of the first hand POV shot of fucking your girl’s pussy? And don’t say butthole. The second she sticks the camera up her butthole over FaceTime and you see a speck of poop it’s OVER. OV-ER.

2) Do you really want to see vaginas all close up like that in HD? Seeing every last detail of her pussy? Could kinda just put you off vaginas for a bit if it’s not really what you were in the mood for.