The Red Sox Are Introducing Another Mascot...Wally's Little Sister Tessie. Puke City.

MLB – Wally’s younger sister Tessie is coming to Boston, and Winter Weekend will be your first chance to meet her! Watch this video or visit redsox.com/tessie to learn more about the newest Red Sox mascot.

Welp the Red Sox have hit ROCK BOTTOM. I mean having 1 mascot was already bad enough now we got 2? And no joke this video is probably the worst thing the Boston Red Sox have ever produced. It was vomit worthy. Like I know this shit shouldn’t get me mad. I know they are probably doing it for the kids/rob parents of every cent possible. But god damn this is a slap in the face to everything that Boston stands for. They are turning the Red Sox into a god damn circus. Pretty soon we’re gonna have pools in the outfield and orange grass and shit. Maybe we should put a couple chicks on the roster just to keep the feminists happy. I mean I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but where is the One Eyed Bandit when you need him? I feel like ever since he got fired Tom Werner is running amok. Just doing whatever the hell bullshit he wants to do. The bottomline is no real Red Sox fan wants Wally nevermind his little sister. Just a slap in the face to all real fans of this team.

Feitelberg note: People on Twitter are FURIOUS about this. I tried to get worked up, I wanted to be one of the cool kids and storm the gates of Yawkey Way then carry Henry’s and Werner’s heads off on stakes, but I can’t do it. I just can’t. Who fucking cares? Oh my god, we have an ownership group that cares about winning, holds employees accountable, spends money for top tier talent, and has won 3 World Series but sometimes they try and do stuff to make money! I want them out of here!!! Spend money, try and put a good product on the field, and try and win games. That’s all I care about. If you want some furry animal in the concourse to hug kids and sell some stuffed animals then knock your socks off, I could not care less.