I Can't Make Heads Or Tails Of Khloe Kardashian's Ass Shaking In The Pool

I think Khloe Kardashian has become the hottest member of the Kardashian family. Is that krazy to say? She’s actually really an inspiration for me at the moment. I’m fat, gross, and disgusting. I’m 2006 Khloe. I’d almost resigned myself to living this life from here on out because I thought it was too late for me, but Khloe has me thinking otherwise. There might be a little sand left in this hour glass for ol’ John Feitelberg. If a chick can make the transformation from like 29-31 then I can definitely still do it at 27. I mean that ass (which is probably fake) is rocking that pool. It’s beating the shit out of that water. Remember when you were kids and you’d all jump up and down to create a wave pool? Khloe’s ass is doing that on its own. Something about an ass that kicks Poseidon’s ass just makes me all tingly inside. If that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right.