Woo-Hoo!!! The Philadelphia Eagles Are 2nd In The NFC East!!!

We did it! And people say this team couldn’t beat the Giants in a meaningless game during Week 17 for two years in a row. Well shame on you. It doesn’t matter if, like last year, they should’ve laid down and literally died instead of actually playing. Now instead of a better draft pick and playing St. Louis on a neutral field in London a new coach now has the luxury of drafting in the late teens while going to Seattle for a guaranteed whooping. Fun times!

Fire Billy Davis, throw a second rounder for Sean Payton, and resign Bradford. I honestly don’t care for how much at this point. If this game proved anything is it’s this guy, when healthy, has the tools of a franchise QB. 30-37 for 320 yards, TD and 1 deflected pick that wasn’t his fault. Also there were multiple drops in those 7 in-completions, per usual. Payton could make a Brees out of our boy. But fully expect a Sean McDermitt or Doug Pederson to come in because Jeffrey Lurie loves him some incest. Also prepare yourself for years – YEARS – of mediocre at best QB play. Can’t wait till this team brings on a Bryan Hoyer type of guy while pissing right in our faces and telling us it’s raining.

I HATE THIS TEAM.