Pro Tip - If A Guy's Nickname Is Champ, You Probably Don't Want To Fight Him

This is one of those unspoken rules I live by. Don’t step on a crack or you’ll break your mother’s back. Don’t eat tuna fish before swimming. Beer before liquor never been sicker. And don’t ever get in a fist fight with a guy nicknamed “Champ” because you’ll probably have your skull caved in in about 2.5 seconds.

Oh and if you asked me to close my eyes and describe what a 50 year old black guy nicknamed champ looks like, this is exactly how I saw it, from the fedora right down to the outdoor slippers. That’s how a Champ should look.