Landing Plane Comes Within About Three Inches From Decapitating Beach Goers

Yeah okay so fuck that.  One minute you’re catching some rays on the beach sipping a Corona and then the next minute you’re almost getting your head chopped off by airplane wheels.  Not exactly my idea of fun but to each his own I suppose.  I did a little research and it turns out this is like a thing in the Caribbean.  People go to this exact spot, right before an airport runway, and wait for planes to almost Final Destination them over and over and over again.  Somebody could honestly jump up and hang onto one of the wheels if they wanted to (and if they wanted to die).  If I’m at a beach, I’m already mad because sand fucking sucks, so the last thing I wanna do is watch 100,000 tons (pretty sure that’s how much planes weigh) of metal come flying at my face.  Pass.

PS- On the flip side, the pilots have to shit themselves every time too.  One slip up and that’s a goddamn mess.  Given my skills in Flight Simulator back in the day I’d have human heads rolling 100 times out of 100.