Does This Look Like The Face Of A Lady Going To Jail For Trying To Burn Her Boyfriend's Dick Off?

(Source) — Kenya Alozie, 31, was found guilty of grievous bodily harm with intent at Woolwich Crown Court on December 14. She had been having sex with the victim, a man in his 30s, when she used a sizzling hot iron to scorch his legs and genitals. She also attacked him with a broken bottle. The man had to undergo multiple surgeries and hospital treatments to treat the burns and deep cuts he sustained in the attack, which took place in Plumstead, Greenwich, on May 15. Kenya had been a student at Coventry University, and was living in Plumstead with friends.

Want to know the most important line in this story? It’s not the sex, or the hot iron to the dick, or the bar fight-like broken bottle stabbing. No, it’s that Kenya “had been a student at Coventry University” when she’s 31. That says all you need to know about the lady, that says she’s fucking tapped. I know everyone loves talking about how they want to fuck college girls, but don’t ever fuck college women. If you’re at college after likkeeeee 25 then there’s something very wrong with you. You either didn’t go to school because you were in prison, a mental institution, or maybe an idiot OR you had a kid and at age 30 you had a feminist epiphany then started to think, “I am a STRONG, BEAUTIFUL woman and I will NO LONGER let the man hold me back!” But no matter what of those reasons it was, they all lead to the same road: they lead to a chick who will try and burn your cock off if you cross her. I know bros before hoes but I gotta take Kenya’s back here. This dude should’ve known what he was getting himself into banging a 31 year old taking Intro to Biology.