Mom Accidentally Sends Her Kindergartner To School Wearing A Christmas Sweater With Santa Pissing In The Snow

D And T- A frazzled mom received quite the surprise recently when a teacher sat her down to tell her that her young son’s Christmas sweater was inappropriate. According to a post on Imgur, user “angryhamzter” didn’t look too closely at her kid’s sweater before dropping him off at school. It was only when she went to pick him up at the end of the day and the teacher informed her the sweater was not cool for school that she noticed what was really happening on her son’s chest:

There’s no controversy here and that makes me happy. Nobody got expelled, no teacher got their panties in a bunch over a harmless sweater, no parents are pressing charges for treating their kid differently, no parents of other kids in the class are freaking out because their children were exposed to a pissing Santa. There’s none of that going on here. I’m blogging about it because there is no controversy and that’s rare in 2015. Normally this kid would’ve been kicked outta school forever and homeschooled until he went to college. Or maybe even throw the kid in jail for not saying anything to his Mom about what was on his shirt. That’s the 2015 I know and hate. Luckily the teacher was just like, “Quick heads up, your son’s sweater has Saint Nick urinating on the front of it” and that was that. I’m also blogging about it because that’s simply a badass sweater.  It really is. I want it. I need to up my Christmas sweater game in a big way and I want this to be where it starts.  I might shoot bossman an e-mail after this and see if we can steal the idea. Maybe change the pattern of the snowflakes a little bit, slap a stool on the back and call it a Barstool original. Done and done.