Michael Cuddyer Retires! I Repeat, Michael Cuddyer Retires!
Never in one million years did I think this rumor would be true. Who the HELL walks away from 12 million bucks like that? I’ll tell you who. Michael Cuddyer. The greatest thing he ever did as a Met was agree to stop being a Met. Its a Christmas Miracle!
Actually its a Chanukah Miracle because this is just 12 million extra dollars in the Wilpons pockets that wont be reinvested in the team. But still. At least we dont have to see Michael Cadaver ever again. From Michael Cuddyer to Michael Retire! Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!