Pretty Much The Entire BC Basketball Team Got E.Coli From Chipotle?

(Source) – There aren’t too many things that could soften the blow of a loss to UMass-Lowell in the sport of basketball, but we may have something. BC coaches have confirmed that the food poisoning that caused a handful of players to miss yesterday’s game was actually E.coli. A BC coach followed up to say that “there are 8 players on the team confirmed to have E.coli.”

First of all, E.coli is not awesome. I had that when I was in 5th grade and it fucking stunk. I got it over Christmas too, so instead of opening presents I was stuck in a hospital while nurses put things in my ass. Yeah, they did that. They’d put like a pill in my ass then be surprised that I had to shit. Very odd. But more importantly, this is a proper excuse for me to get some Chipotle slander out here real quick. Chipotle stinks worse than E.coli does. It’s probably the most overrated establishment that has ever existed in these United States of America. The steak is bad, the rice is worse, it’s never mixed properly so half of your bites are just salsa and rice, and all anyone does is talk about how amazing it is. Fuck that and fuck you. Chipotle is gross and makes people so sick they have to get things shoved in their ass. That’s what you want in a fast food restaurant? Not me. So siree, not me.