Worldwide News - An elderly man was arrested on a charge of drug possession after allegedly snorting cocaine during a traffic stop in front of police officers, police in Washington said. Seattle police said that they have arrested the 73-year-old man, who was not identified, after driving without headlights and snorting cocaine on the side of the road. He was charged with one count of drug possession, and was booked into the King County Jail. According to the police investigation, the 73-year-old man had a spotless driving record before he was stopped on Tuesday night. Officer Nic Abts-Olsen was patrolling in the Colman neighborhood near Martin Luther King Jr. Way South and South Massachusetts around 8:30 p.m., when the man in a silver Toyota drove past him with his headlights off. After pulling over the 73-year-old man, Officer Abts-Olsen checked his license and registration, and walked back to the Toyota, where he saw the driver portioning out a scoop of cocaine from a small glass vial. When officer Abts-Olsen knocked on the driver’s car window, he apparently startled the man, leading him to spill cocaine all over his hands and the floor of his vehicle. “Are you kidding?” Officer Abts-Olsen asked the man, who quickly tried to brush away the white powder. The man initially denied having any cocaine, though he admitted he had vitamins in his possession.
Hey officer how else are you supposed to stay alert driving with the rain with the headlights off? I think old people should be required to do coke if they’re gonna drive. We dont need their old sleepy asses driving around passed out with a diaper full of poop.For real whats the harm in driving yay’d up? You’re gonna be too alert? Once you hit 65 you should need to take a yearly test to renew your license and if you get caught driving not on cocaine its a Reverse DUI. You are arrested for driving behind the wheel old and sober. Drive on coke or dont drive at all, old people.
Anyway, enough with my driving reform that makes perfect sense. You gotta respect this old fella. When you got an itch you gotta scratch it. Doesnt matter if you’re at home. Doesnt matter at work. Doesnt matter if a member of law enforcement is standing directly in front of you. “What? Who? Cocaine? Thats my vitamins. I dont know what you’re talking about.” Love the cop using his Tim Kurkjian voice too. “Why! Why would you do that! I dont understand.” And the “I dont understand either” response is just perfect. All around great performances from everyone involved. And the fact that he had never gotten a ticket and was going to get a warning and ends up going to jail for blow during a traffic stop is a better twist than Bruce Willis being dead in the 6th Sense.