Upper Deck Got Michael Jordan A Giant Playing Card Of Him And His Wife For Their Wedding

(Source) Jordan and Prieto’s wedding present came in the form of a giant trading card bearing their likeness as well as the autographs and well-wishes of 16 notable sports figures from the past few decades. The roster of signees, according to Ryan Cracknell of The Cardboard Connection, includes Wayne Gretzky, Chris Chelios, Brandi Chastain, Dwight Freeney, Julius Erving, Vince Coleman and Jordan’s former teammate Toni Kukoc.

What an awesome gift. Hey Michael here’s a Pee Wee Herman size playing card commemorating the day you threw your life down the toilet for the second time! Isn’t this fun, its a giant card reminding you that Yvette Prieto now owns half of your life, including your cock and balls. Go get crazy you kids! More for me and you.

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Such a weird group of people on this card. Dwight Freeney? Brandi Chastain? Who the fuck cares about those two? It should have been Gretzky, Dr. J, and Kukoc, only because MJ secretly still thinks Kukoc is a euro pussy and would probably like to see him groveling on giant playing card.

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I have to imagine Michael Jordan is the hardest person in the world to buy gifts for. What do you get a man that has everything? I guess a goofy giant playing card isn’t all that bad when you really think about it.