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Kid Wins Fight, Continues To Mash Opponent's Face, Promptly Gets STOMPED From The Heavens

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Link to stompage because Barstool can’t have nice things

Usually I’m all for the mano y mano way to go and the Rocky mantra of “I ain’t hear no bell”, but that’s when both fighters are still conscience. It was clear after the 2nd head smash to the ground and final haymaker to the face the victim’s brain was whipped into mashed potatoes. Somebody had to do something before multiple eyewitnesses are testifying at a murder trial. Poor kid in the backpack never stood a chance, but at least it’ll be tough to accept fights while drinking out of a straw for the rest of his days.