Nick Saban Press Conferences Keep Rolling..."Talk To My Coke Bottle"

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Wow, did we just get viral marketed? God damnit Saban the evil genius did it again. Transformed a standard, innocent press conference question into not only another awesome quote and soundbite, but an ad campaign for a soft drink. Not since Don Draper’s has a Coca Cola pitch been so revolutionary.

Oh spoiler alert.

Seriously all I can think about right now is an ice cold, delicious Coke.

Want to round up some Pepsi executives and punch them all in the face, that’s how much I fucking love Coke because Coach Saban planted it into my brain.

Got to hand it to Saban, he just continues to deliver. Nobody other than Belichick can make a reporter feel stupider for asking a softball question. I mean his DC just got hired by Georgia right before the SEC Championship, kind of a huge deal – this poor beat writer was all excited to ask his standard follow up question and ends up with Nick Saban telling him to shove a 20 ounce soda bottle up his asshole. Welcome to Alabama.