Surviving Barstool | Ep. 1-6 Are Now Available On DemandWATCH HERE

Nick Saban Press Conferences Keep Rolling..."Talk To My Coke Bottle"

Wow, did we just get viral marketed? God damnit Saban the evil genius did it again. Transformed a standard, innocent press conference question into not only another awesome quote and soundbite, but an ad campaign for a soft drink. Not since Don Draper’s has a Coca Cola pitch been so revolutionary.

Oh spoiler alert.

Seriously all I can think about right now is an ice cold, delicious Coke.

Screen Shot 2015-12-03 at 10.36.57 AM

Screen Shot 2015-12-03 at 10.37.02 AM

Screen Shot 2015-12-03 at 10.34.05 AM

Want to round up some Pepsi executives and punch them all in the face, that’s how much I fucking love Coke because Coach Saban planted it into my brain.

Got to hand it to Saban, he just continues to deliver. Nobody other than Belichick can make a reporter feel stupider for asking a softball question. I mean his DC just got hired by Georgia right before the SEC Championship, kind of a huge deal – this poor beat writer was all excited to ask his standard follow up question and ends up with Nick Saban telling him to shove a 20 ounce soda bottle up his asshole. Welcome to Alabama.