Cop Slams Into A Deer, Deer Does An Insane X-Games Move In The Air And Somehow Runs Away

TIME- Officer Chris Pittaluga of the Kenton Country police department collided with a deer that was mid-air during a drive over the weekend. The officer and deer were both unharmed, with the deer standing up and darting into the forrest after the collision.

Extreme as fuck.  No losers in that video. None.  We all won. Unless the deer ran off and died later then he lost. But the cop was unharmed, the deer might be unharmed and we got a sick dash cam video out of it. Cops are out there protecting and serving and also helping out the internet by putting dash cams on their cars. I know the dash cams are on there for liability reasons and legal reasons or whatever but it’s also good for catching a deer doing a sick ass barrel roll after getting slammed into.  We don’t have that video if it happens in a normal person’s car and that’s a shame. All cars need dash cams and I won’t stop carrying that torch until it happens.

It’s all good though.  The cop called Santa and said it wasn’t his.

“We did place a call to Santa just to be sure this deer didn’t belong to him (we would hate to end up on the naughty list). He was quick to point out that he employs reindeer and that, although this deer did appear to fly, it was not a reindeer (we still aren’t clear whether we will be making the nice list or not),” the police department posted on its Facebook page.

Phew.

(Prime opportunity for that cop to ruin the Santa Claus myth for little kids right there by the way. Just do it. I wanna see somebody do it just once since I don’t have the balls to do it. Tell that newspaper, “Yeah we placed a call to Santa to see if it was his deer that we hit. NOT! Because Santa isn’t real!  Your Dad is the one who eats those cookies every year, kids. Suckers!”)