Pop Sugar - Though Kylie Jenner admitted that she got lip injections (rather than her previous claims about using a lot of liner), she is still capitalizing on the idea that beauty goodies can give you a rather plump pout. So she went into the business of creatingpucker products in the form of the Kylie Lip Kit. The teenage reality star revealed this news on Instagram with a photo of her wearing a vampy chocolate lip color that we can assume is part of the KLK. We believe she got help from her makeup artist Hrush Achemyan, who shared a similar photo of Kylie. When asked whether it includes lip glosses, lipsticks, or pencils, she told Yahoo: “I’m going to keep that a secret, but it’s a kit and I am super invested. I have been going to the factories, making the shades perfect, because I’m super particular about my lip color. I wanted to make three perfect shades to start off.” Finally, Kylie has shared the news that the kits are available for purchase online today at lipkitbykylie.com for $29 each. To get fans revved, she released images via@lipkitbykylie (which of course is already a verified Instagram account) of the packaging, lip glosses, lip pencils, and swatches. Keep reading to see it all and then shop it!
White girls, man. White girls.
Actually let me rephrase that – White girls with parents that have money.
Thats the key right there, folks. Thats the key to retirement. If you can get your hands on some Kylie Lip Kits this holiday season, its straight cash homie. Not since Turboman in the smash holiday hit Jingle All The Way has a product been this hot for Christmas. $10,000 is obviously a preposterous extreme but search on eBay and these are all ranging from like $100 to $500.
For some fucking lipsticks and pencils! I’d say its “Bananaland” but guess what? Its just America. Land of the free, home of the sheep who will pay absolutely anything to look like America’s First Family of Hookers. Capitalism and idolizing teenagers…thats what America does!
For real though as soon as these things go back on sale you can trust that your boy will have like 20 dummy emails ready to go. I’ll have every website selling them bookmarked and alarms set for the times they drop. I’m gonna be the goddam King of the Kylie Lip Kit. Slinging those things like bricks of yay. When my Kylie Lip Kits come in I’m gonna need the scales that they weigh the whales with.
PS – I’m sure Kylie is just soooooo sad they sold out in 30 seconds. Dont worry, Kylie, CarLito is there to comfort you.