Marcus Thornton Almost Got His Ass Beat By An Old, Drunk Dude Playing Over In Australia

A lot of people are posting this in shock that a beer was ever dumped, I guess. Not me. I don’t even think that moves the meter down under. That’s just part of Aussies attending sporting events: Brits riot at soccer games, Aussies get shitfaced and dump beer on athletes at basketball games. Just part of the culture.

But, Marcus better watch his fucking ass. You see this look he got?

That shit is terrifying. There’s old man strength and then there’s old man who’s also drunk and Australian strength, the latter of which Marcus is staring down the barrel of right there. “Keep talking son. Keep fucking looking over here and you’ll get what’s coming to you.”

Also, this is why you never take your wife to a game.

And always bring some buddies