MANCAN - Men Should Drink Shitty Wine Out Of A Can So They Don't Look Gay?

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SourceThought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and wanted to move beyond stemware,” the product copy reads. Yes, drinking from a glass is a real hassle, we quite agree. At Mancan we believe wine is for drinking, not pouring, and our ‘notes’ are more rock than classical. Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favourite dive bar. Just do us a favour and don’t talk about the ‘aroma’.

 

 

How uncomfortable are you with your own sexuality if you can’t drink wine out of a glass without worrying about people thinking you’re a girly man? This manly wine in a can is such a classic over compensation, the only guys who say shit like “Crush one at the game” or feel the need to tell us they live in a firehouse to prove their manhood are obviously gay as fuck.

I don’t give a shit how many bikes and trikes you have bro, if you need to drink wine out of a can to prove your manhood you are obviously a complete pussy. You want to be a man? Show some confidence and sip a nice Grand Cru Bordeaux out of some hand blown crystal like a boss and then sit back and watch the panties drop.

You can drink shitty table wine out of a can with your buddies around the campfire if you want, I’m just saying you’d probably be a lot happier if you’d just come out of the closet and stop the charade before it starts.