If You Date This Chick And Don't Fuck Her Every Night You're Either A Gayball Or Have No Self Respect #RussellWilson
Listen I don’t care if Russell Wilson is a gayball. Just come out of the closet and say you like dick. It’s 2015. Everybody will rally around you including me. But enough of playing this straight guy who just doesn’t have sex with his hard 10 girlfriend routine. Makes me want to puke. Seriously having sex with hot chicks is like the #1 most important thing in life. It’s literally slapping god in the face with a white glove to date Ciara and not bang her. No straight dude (except Tebow who is Moses) would do that. Look at her! Prove you’re a man Wilson you bum! Fuck her! Or admit you’re gay. Do 1 or the other. But don’t date her and not fuck her. That’s bullshit and everybody knows it. Bring her over here! I’ll fuck her with my wimpy little dick!