Barstool Throwback: Drunk Hipster Breaks Into Apartment, Pisses In Random Person's Sink
NYpost – He’s more than another guy who misses the potty when he goes. This drunken hipster used the wrong receptacle in the wrong bathroom in the wrong apartment. The man, whom police didn’t identify, was found in the home of an East Village couple around 7 a.m. Saturday urinating in their bathroom sink. It turned out the man was staying in another apartment in the building at First Avenue and East 13th Street. He was too inebriated to find the right apartment when he got home. The couple whose apartment the man invaded called 911. But after cops showed up, they thought better of pressing charges.
Ahh the old pissing in the sink move. I’m not going to examine what happened with this guy, he was hammered, stumbled in the wrong apartment, and at least had the common courtesy to make it into the bathroom. The real question I’m concerned about is why is peeing in the sink such a big deal? I do it. Although not regularly, not like my these guys…
Thread: Anyone else pee in the sink? Is this weird or do other people do it? It just seems so much more convenient..
Douche100: I do it all the time. I like to have a war between my pressure of my piss and the water pressure of the tap. Faucet always wins.
Keeperlit: hell yeah! only time i piss in the toilet is when i’m pooping.
BannedUser: Yep done it a few times before because my sink is a convenient height. Also i washed my cockalockapus in there once or twice because its easier and gets rid of the dribble after whizzing it.
Nothing but the utmost respect for these bros. But I do it because when I have a chick over that I don’t know too well yet and it’s quiet in my apartment I pee in the sink so she doesn’t hear it. I don’t know exactly what that means, but whatever it’s always weird when you can hear a chick taking a solid pee like perfectly. Just kinda ruins the mood. I assume it’s the same for girls when they hear a guy pissing. Like my plans in the foreseeable future are to fully examine that thing that is not your mouth, actually making noises. No thanks. The peeing in the sink move is ok in my book. Pee on playa.
PS. One time I was blacked out and pee’d the floor of some girls dorm room and left a huge wet circle on the middle of the carpet. When I woke up I took an empty Poland Spring bottle from her trash and twisted the cap off and left it next to the bottle on its side in the middle of the wet circle. I’ll die still proud of my innovation that morning.
*This is a Beardo blog. No idea why I’m posting it on Chicago other than I also am a sink pisser, but here we are. Also I like to piss on monuments or places of importance. I’ve pissed on The Bean, every stadium in Chicago, and the Field Museum. Next I’m gunning for the Ferris Wheel. I’ll keep everyone posted.