Kendall Jenner Says Hello On a Slow, Rainy Thursday Afternoon

Well hi to you too, Kendall, gees. Bit aggressive for a slow Thursday afternoon where my Twitter feed is infiltrated with updates of how many times my boss has jerked off today. (There’s going to be a lot of people who do not understand that previous sentence, and just know, you’re better off for it.)

But while we’re here talking about Kendall, fuck you Instagram for being all hyper sensitive about a little bit of nip.

Can’t wait to see what Kylie does to come over the top. Because as we know, it’s her goal to be the most famous Kardashian.