The 0-13 Sixers Are So Shitty They're Trying To Play With 6 Players On The Court

Well that’s a new one. Next level thinking by the Sixers in their quest to round out this Trilogy of Tankage, even though they didn’t need to get T’d up to help them lose. Getting their dicks handed to them is easy enough when you turn the ball over 16 times…with 2+ minutes still left in the FIRST HALF. This team is averaging over 19+ turnovers a game, which is the worst in the NBA since 1989. Sure, Okafor has already established himself as an offensive force in the league and T.J. McConnell may be a nice, undrafted backup eventually, but that’s pretty much everything going for this squad right now. Shooting specialist Sauce Castillo is a borderline chucker that can’t sink shit right now. Even Nerlens has somewhat plateaued to start the year. I mean, you’re not going to find many great talking points when your closest contest in the first 13 games is a 6-point loss. But it doesn’t matter. This is part 3 of Tankadelphia: The Final Fronteir. Let’s find a way to get to 10 wins, secure the lottery pick(s), wait for the Savior Saric to come and sign a few big pieces. Things will be looking up for the playoffs in 2019, baby.

CUE IT.