Is This The Worst Christmas List Of All Time?

Huff Po – Rory’s holiday list went viral when, with his permission, his sister Olivia snapped a picture of it and sent it to the popular Ryan Tubridy Show on RTÉ Radio 1, in Ireland. The radio show team then posted it on Facebook. That image now has more than 1480 likes and has 570 shares. In an email to the radio program, forwarded with permission to HuffPost, Rory’s mom, Cathy, said he wrote the list asking for everything he wanted, but knowing he would only get a few things. The back of the letter, which is not shown in the photo, is a request to Santa to send his best friend an EnderToy, a Minecraft toy customized to the user’s specifications.

This Wish List is going viral because of the GTA line about the hookers. Everyone oohing and ahhing about how he just wants to play with the cars. First of all, Rory, I see right through you bro. You’re not fooling anybody. If you dont think that kid is gonna be banging GTA hookers the second he pops that game in on Christmas morning, you just dont understand how the mind of pubescent boys operates.

But forget about this little liar saying he doesnt care about GTA hookers. What about the rest of this list? A new fez? What? What sort of kid wants a goddam fez for Christmas?  How about requesting a blue suit and a red tie. You running for president, pal? I’ve got news for you – if you’re old enough to be asking for a goddam suit for Christmas, you’re probably old enough to know that Santa aint real.

And all that pales in comparison to asking for a wooden tardis. You know what that is? I had to google it. Its this fucking thing:

I mean come on now. You cant possibly make a worse Wish List than this. A fez, a suit, and a fucking police call box. What is going on dude? Do you not understand how Christmas works at all?  I expect this kid to ask for the latest 3 for 1 deal at JoS. A. Bank. Maybe if you were really good this year you can get Microsoft Office for your computer!

You’re like 10 years old. You’re supposed to want the video game hookers and a new iPhone so that you can sext with girls at school. Its 2015. Figure it out.