That Was The Worst Loss I Have Ever Seen In Any Sport, At Any Level

Embarrassing. There’s nothing else to say. Embarrassing.

Up 16-3. Foot on the throat vs. a team that essentially gives up. Seriously. The Dolphins get down and were blown the fuck out the last two games. Joe Philbin lost his job because of the apathy his players showed earlier in the year. But that was that. A missed chip shot by Sturgis. A blocked punt. A circus fucking TD on a tipped ball. An Ertz TD called back because Riley Cooper, who is catchless in his current life, wasn’t fucking set. MILES AUSTIN NOT MAKING ONE GODDAMN PLAY. An awful, AWFUL redzone pick by Sanchize in the 4th qtr. PENALTIES. Everyone collectively shitting themselves on the final drive when they had a shot to BE SOMEBODY FOR ONCE. Nope. Not this team. Not us. Philly can’t have nice things.

If you want to see a man go from teabagging Cloud-9 and slip slowly into a deep, dark depression, check out my Twitter timeline tonight. There isn’t enough alcohol in this city to even try to fake life is meaningful. If anyone needs me I’ll be in my oven.

Still haven’t heard from him since the 3rd quarter. Kind of concerned at this point: