And Ronda Rousey Continues To Give Me A Fear Boner

Anybody know if there’s any Draftkings contests for the fight tonight? Haven’t seen anything about one anywhere.

The UFC 193 Weigh-Ins were last night and Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm “almost came to blows” during the staredown. Whatever. That shit happens all the time and there’s nothing exciting about that. However, this is the 2nd consecutive weigh-in for Ronda Rousey that she made my pants tighten up and even though that may just be because I’m incredibly lonely, I find it hard to believe that anyone could possibly say no. First off, when she hits you with this pose while she’s on the scale.

That look just screams “come fuck me, but I’m also going to rip your dick off”. And that’s a pretty sexy vibe to be throwing around. I’d raid that tomb any day of the week and maybe even twice on a Sunday if my dick was still functional.

Then it’s game over once she starts going off on Holly Holm. Maybe it’s primal or I don’t really know what it is, but that shit has to get you going on some level. Am I saying Ronda Rousey is the hottest chick on the planet? No. But I’d be a bold faced liar if I said I wasn’t heavily intrigued. Like sure, I love the Instagram models who don’t say a word because they just take pictures as much as the next guy. But the moment she dropped the mic with the “I’m gonna show you on Sunday why I’m the champ”, my initial reaction was to go look up that Ronda Rousey parody porn. So yeah, fear boner city.

P.S. – Holly Holm is so fucked. All that shit just went down and what’s her response? What’s her gameplan to get in Ronda Rousey’s head and beat her? Maybe call her a bitch, maybe say you’re gonna bash her skull in. No? Just “I’m there to fight her”. Okay well we’ll see how that one goes…