Rate Miss Canada's Outfit At The Miss Universe Pageant

Nate1/22/2015 7:50 PM

So Canadian she probably farts maple syrup (and then apologizes, of course).

We have to rate her costume. -1 point for not ice skating out. -1 point for not riding a moose out. -1 point for awful goaltending. What, were the Flyers playing?

+1 point for the Stanley Cup crown. +1 point for the hockey stick peacock look. I can definitely dig that look. And +1 point for wearing pads. Safety always comes first folks.

Oh, and -5 points for being Canadian.

It’s a 5. Fuck Crosby.