Sometimes You Just Find Yourself Watching Pornstars Play Chubby Bunny

I don’t know much. But this is what I do know- I used to work a terrible 9-5 job. It was more like 9-7. And all I did for 80% of the day was read Barstool. And it was stupid shit like this that kept me from putting a bullet squarely into my brain. So if you think I’m going to see a video of porn sluts shoving marshmallows into their mouths and not blog it, you’re out of your danged mind. It’s the little things in life, fellas

…the little things indeed.

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PS: This was quite a way to kick off the video. I wonder where else she can fit a fist.