Breaking News! Bryce Harper Impregnated Sarah Hyland! (Not Really)

Bryce Harper visited MF today…I don't hate my job. pic.twitter.com/jNhNQO2Cvh

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 21, 2015

Single Bryce is on a rampage. Sarah Hyland just had the thrill of her lifetime. But Nate, that’s not Sarah Hyland, that’s the mom and dad. Uhh yea, no shit Sherlock, Sarah Hyland is recovering in her dressing room because Harper just tapped that ass from here to Honolulu. You really think Fireman Bryce rolls onto the set of Modern Family all willy nilly and doesn’t give Sarah Hyland the boomstick? Clown question bro.

That’s no coincidence my friends. Billion dollar Bryce just gave her the hose.
 
 
 

(I probably have to say that I have no proof any of that ever happened and she’s probably not pregnant. I can’t drive by a Taco Bell without stopping, Bryce can’t visit Modern Family without hooking up with Sarah Hyland. It’s just my best guess.)

h/t Tim
 
 

Update: Just sayin…..