Beauty Blogger Gives Herself Semen Facials (Video) (I Guess NSFW?)

Some Life – Beauty blogging is serious business, and with so many beauty bloggers out there, sometimes it’s hard to stand out. Tracy Kiss—a blogger, model, and mother of two—beats them all thanks to the spoils of beating off. To manage her wrinkles, she casually massages her face with a beauty product also known as semen.  Her generous friend “harvests the materials” for her; she herself “is not involved in the semen extraction.” She previously posted an official product review of semen on her blog, writing:

As the beauty consumer, it is our own personal preference to ensure that products we use are acquired from an organic and sustainable source, manufactured in a safe and non-hazardous way and not tested on animals if this concerns you as it does me. Unfortunately for my semen facials a human organic cock is badly beaten on a regular basis in order to produce a mask, which some people may find disturbing; however I am reliably informed that the level of distress was kept to a minimum at all times, as obviously battery cocks cannot provide the produce required or I would have been well stocked for life. I would also like to stress that I am not present during the donation process, as I simply receive it in a plastic container fresh from a sensible friend who delivers it to me after in his own time.

She concludes, “Afterwards my skin is fresher, brighter and looks and feels so much better. My makeup sits nicer on my skin without cracking or caking, and my skin tone is improved and less reddened as it cools and soothes my face.”  

One of the biggest differences between men and women is the word “facial.” Girls run around saying “facial” all the time as if half the population doesnt immediately have thoughts of ejaculating on their face. Its ridiculous. “I just got the BEST facial.” “I need a facial so bad.” “Me and Becky are gonna go get facials together.” Every time you girls say that, just know we are thinking about the most sexually degraded action imaginable. Same thing goes for people who say “anal” in conversation. Whats that? Oh you’re uptight? Sorry I wasnt paying attention because I was thinking about having butt sex with you because you said anal.”

So anyway, girls are obviously thinking about getting a beauty treatment done and guys are thinking about being Peter North. But now, Tracy Kiss seems to be combining both. The “semen facial.” Sounds redundant but like I said in this case we need some clarification which facial we’re talking about.

As much as I’d love for this to be true…as much as I’d love for women to jump on board with this idea being good for their skin…this is as bogus as it gets. If you believe that this beauty blogger gets her guy friend to cum in a cup and then she rubs it all over her face, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Unless this chick is a porn star – which, with her tits and the name Tracy Kiss, is very possible – this is not true. If shes some sort of porno beauty blogger then I’ll believe this girl gives herself a cum mask nightly. But if shes just an average beauty blogger chick, shes 100% doing this to try to go viral and get attention. Making a fucking 20 minute youtube video with a substance that admittedly really looks like cum is a pretty extreme length to take your hoax, but thats just what this is.

UPDATE: I was just kinda joking about her kinda being into porn but I googled her for more pictures and now there’s a legitimate chance this chick is rubbing cum in her face