Ok We've Gone Too Far In The Andy Dalton Hair Cut Confidence Thing

Turn it around, we’ve gone too far. I’m sorry, I’m somewhat complicit in this, there is blood on my hands. I wrote about his new haircut, talked about his renewed confidence and now he’s doing blue steel smirks in my face like he’s Fabio or something. Give a ginger an inch and he’ll take a mile of everyone’s soul. I think Shakespeare said that. Get out of here Andy, you’re still a ginger, people don’t forget that. Someone needs to stuff him in a locker to balance out the earth, we can’t have Gingers on magazine covers, this isn’t the America I asked for.