Russell Wilson Went On A Bye Week Vacation With Ciara At Joe Francis' Mexican Sex Mansion And Didn't Have Sex?

(Source) Russell Wilson and Ciara tempted fate to the max on their Mexican holiday, because we’ve learned the celibate couple stayed in a house built on sex.Russell and Ciara plunked down $100k to stay at the palatial compound of “Girls Gone Wild” mastermind Joe Francis.  

As if Russell wasn’t tempted enough by Ciara in a bikini, Joe’s Casa Aramara has mirrored ceilings and reeks of lust. Joe often rents the place out to multiple people at a time, but we’re told Russell and Ciara had it all to themselves, along with 30 members of Joe’s staff.

Alright, is Russell Wilson fucking Ciara? Is he fucking her and just trolling us? Enough is enough. You don’t rent out Joe Francis’ 100k Mexican fuck pad with mirrored ceilings and cum filled pools unless you’re planning on having a shit load of sex. But that’s actually why I still can’t figure this one out. Because if there is anyone who would rent out a fuck mansion and spend his time in the rec room playing bumper pool or shooting hoops in the driveway, it’s Russell Wilson. Probably sat there the entire week wondering why Ciara was so annoyed. This place has it all honey, there’s a pool with a walk up bar, mirrors on the ceiling so we can watch each other sleep, a swing set IN THE HOUSE! It’s soooo cool. What’s wrong? Are you mad at me or something? I’ll rub your back.

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Seriously though, if walls could talk I can’t imagine the stories this house would tell.