Smart-Ass Teen Punk Deserves A Whoopin' After Being Called Out For Driving Like A Dick

If anything I’m shocked his friends did nothing in the car as he was getting raped. See, it would be satisfying if this kid’s parents would go old school, bend him over their laps, and spank his bare bottom blue. Maybe have him fetch his own switch or do what my folks would do and send me to Belize. But you know what’s gonna happen? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Dickbag Topher Grace definitely had an upbringing where he could do nothing wrong, and it shows. He’ll probably be rewarded with another car for all this mental anguish he’s suffered. Although in his defense, it’s too tempting not to shred shit through neighborhoods in a Ford Focus. Gotta burn rubber with those hot wheels.

It’s also really sad to think if there wasn’t video evidence proving his innocence, this Dad would’ve been pinched and registered as a sex offender before sunset. That’s life in 2015, fool.