Please Do Not Talk To Nick Saban About The Stupid Ass College Football Playoff Rankings

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Honestly, would you expect anything less from Nick Saban? If there are two things Saban hates more than anything on the planet, it’s 1) fun and 2) stupid questions from the media.

(And probably 3) Lane Kiffin. And 4) rap music. Strikes me as the kind of guy who hates rap.)

I mean the guy doesn’t even enjoy getting a Gatorade bath after winning the damn BCS Championship.

Getting showered by his joyous team after reaching the ultimate goal of the season and looks like someone just shot his dog in the face while he was getting a root canal.

Bottom line is you don’t get to be the greatest coach in college football and one of the top coaches of all time without hating any and everything except for your playbook. College Football Playoff rankings a month away from the end of the season? You fucking kidding me? All you media types and blogger losers can jerk yourself off analyzing those, Saban has better things to do. You know better.