This Is The Face Of a Man With Spider Tattoos On His Face Who Beat Up His Brother Because Someone Changed His Bed Sheets

Florida - A Deltona man told deputies that he was attacked and threatened by his brother, who was upset about his bed sheets, officials said. Eric Ortiz was arrested Monday on charges of aggravated assault. According to an incident report, Ortiz woke his brother, wanting to know who changed the sheets on his bed. The brother told deputies that Ortiz struck him and made threats. The brother said he left the house and called for help. Ortiz was later arrested.

The most shocking part of this story is not the tattoos on this guy’s face. He lives in Florida, it’s pretty much par for the course. The most shocking part of this story is someone can be mad that someone changed their bed sheets. Changing your bed sheets is a nearly impossible task. Getting that fitted sheet onto the bed is the adult version of putting the head on the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. You spend 10 minutes trying to figure out which way is the correct way to even put it on, and then trying to figure out if it’s inside out or not. Then you finally get one corner on and then the other corner comes flying off into your face. The worst is when you finally decide to wash your sheets and forget to dry them and you just say fuck it and sleep on your mattress that night and try again the next day. So it is incredulous that this guy with his face tattoos can be upset someone changed his bed sheets. Oh I’m sorry you have a guardian angel. Think he also gets mad if someone washes his pots and pans immediately after he’s done cooking instead of just tossing them in the sink? Or if someone actually puts his clothes away instead of living out of the laundry basket until it’s empty?