Hey Elena Delle Donne, Welcome To Chicago, Wanna Fuck?

Welcome to Chicago Elena. If you ever need a tiny handed, slightly overweight blogger to show you around, I’m here for you. Might even let you beat me 1 on 1*. Oh and don’t worry about you being 6’5, I suck at sex, so it was never going to be good regardless of height.

PS
Like I said yesterday, currently currently cuckoo for coco muffs, wrong pick by the Sky. Needed Skylar Diggins. Not want, need. Let’s get #FireStevenKey trending. New management or I won’t attend 1 single game next season. That’s a promise.

*No I won’t