I'll Tip My Hat To Buzzfeed, At Least They've Become Somewhat Self Aware To Their Overall Suckiness

This morning I wrote

This afternoon Buzzfeed wrote.

Well done, nerds, well done. I’ll give you credit for this. You may be a bunch of computer bots that have taken all the joy and life out of the internet, repackaging our every thought and move into god awful cat lists consumed by everyone’s mother and Becky from accounting but you also made a fatal error in your little mousetrap here. You think you got me? No no no. See this was what we call a reverse mousetrap. Because what we have just learned is that Buzzfeed is self aware, they have the power to feel, the power to poke fun at themselves occasionally. And riddle me this, do robots have feelings? No, of course not. So really Buzzfeed is just some nerd loser sitting in a robot costume trying to take over the internet. I can beat that, I can take that down, I may never sleep again but I can win that war. It’s the real robots I’m worried about (anyone ever seen iRobot knows what I’m talking about). Some 23 year old kid weighing a buck 30, sitting in Brooklyn with hipster glasses and a zip up sweatshirt, pressing the buttons to make big bad buzzfeed go?  I can push that kid around the internet street all day every day. Hey Buzzfeed, in the words of my old friend a Bronx Tale,  Now yis can’t leave.*

*In reality I bet one person on the Buzzfeed staff is a stoolie and put this in to fuck with us but my whole speech about beating up nerds dressed as computers stands.