Kansas City's World Series Parade Just Made Me Super Sad

I never really pictured Kansas City as Oz but holy fuck does that hurt my heart. Thank God the Royals won the World Series because if they hadn’t everyone in KC would’ve carried out their November 3rd suicide pact today, and no one could blame them. That’s, like, downtown? Where the hustle and bustle happens? Everything is grey and five stories tall. People are going to throw confetti in the air today and it’s just going to land on roofs. It makes me sad to see Kansas City, let alone live there. Poor fucking people. Enjoy your World Series celebration, guys, because after this is done it’s just back to living life as people in dreary Missouri even though everyone thinks you’re in Kansas.