Jimmy Kimmel Once Again Gets Dick Parents To Tell Their Kids They Ate All The Halloween Candy

A tradition like no other: Jimmy Kimmel gets attention whore parents to videotape their kids crying their souls out because they lost out on a couple Kit-Kats. Nothing cuter than the kids who couldn’t give a hoot. And that’s a reflection to how well Mommy and Daddy raised them to not sweat the small stuff. On the other hand, the same goes for the children that go postal. Those little shits that scream their faces off have never been told no in their lives and I GUARANTEE once the camera shut off they were given all the candy in the world. And I’m sure the kids who instantly smacked their parents across the hemisphere over candy are going to have rich, fulfilling lives of being hated by society.

One thing’s for damn sure, the parents of this sociopath better lock their bedroom doors at night from now on.

An emotionless reaction like that out of a kid is serious serial killer stuff. Look at those eyes. Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. Doesn’t seem to be livin till he bites you and those eyes roll over white. Send this kid off to Shutter Island before it’s too late, Mom and Dad.