Nothing Quite Like A Screaming Match On The Metro Featuring The Lines "Eat Me For Breakfast!" "I Will You Flowery Ass Bitch"

That was something else. What a cast of characters. The two innocent dudes just sitting there,

our villain Bike Hardo,

and our hero, Flower Shirt.

By all accounts, Bike Hardo is the worst human being in the world. He’s the guy that no matter what you say, he’ll find a way to spin in against you even if it doesn’t make sense. “You think I’m scared of you because you’re black?” is a thing he actually said. And Flower Shirt wasn’t having any of his shit. Flower Shirt was ready to go. Bike Hardo even asked “you wanna step outside Motherfucker?” and Flower Shirt said yes…leading to Bike Hardo being the biggest pussy on Earth. “This ain’t my stop.”

Obviously the highlight is Flower Shirt screaming “EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST” maybe 400 times, beforeeeee

REDSKINS BRO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Dude wasn’t even involved in the slightest but he wasn’t going to pass up the chance to get a few punches in. Perfect ending to the most absurd Metro “fight” in a long time.

EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST CAUSE I’M HUNGRY