The Barstool College Football Roundup, Week 9: The B1G, ACC, Pac-12 and Everyone Else

Roundup time, where my bad bitches at

Grab a beer and settle in, we’re starting with Notre Dame/Temple:

Things got weird at this one-

Irish pulled it out in a close one.

Kizer did work

Brian Kelly is still a complete maniac

Deshone Kizer raw reaction

Hard work tryin to fit balls

Poor Temple.

Hey I missed the Miami/Duke game, anything exciting happen?

Refs, lol, who needs em.

Texas Tech/Oklahoma State…123 POINTS.

Jakeem Grant is a grown man.

Possibly the worst targeting call yet, and that’s saying something

So much offense even the batted down passes got exciting

What a game.

Clemson keeps rolling…so much that coaches are trying to fight Deshaun Watson.

“Sometimes you gotta put lipstick on a pig and roll with it, that’s your date for the night”

TCU wins again, nobody wants to include the kicker in the celebrations though.

Trevone Boykin…

So good even Dana Holgorsen has to dap him up.

Stanford wins a big one as college kickers continue to kill it

Things are starting to get interesting in Iowa

NC State tailgating goes hard.

FSU Travis Rudolph – bye

Oh FYI Michigan squeaked by Minnesota…Jerrysota bitch.

“There’s no way that’s a fucking personal foul!”

Jabrill Peppers took a break from giving girls chlamydia to score a TD

Minnesota had 16 seconds to get 1 yard and beat Michigan. It spent 14 on 1 play.

Purdue catch:

Sad penguins after another Wake loss:

Wisco Int off the helmet:

New Mexico State ends the longest losing streak in the nation with this interception:

Saquon Barkley is not human:

BYU won Halloween

Yoda Stoops came out for Halloween

I think UCF is finally gonna break out this week!

Aw dangit

That’s it for this week…I’ll leave it with a hat tip to the legend Frank Beamer.